What the Hell Are We Going to Call It?

NOW NOW OH NOW

is the title of the next new work by the Rudes (which you may have seen workshopped as "CL1000P"). NOW NOW OH NOW with no punctuation.

But we thought it might be amusing to some to share the full list of titles we auditioned. But before I do, I want to tell you about a rule we have in Rudelandia that roughly goes, "if you notice a typo in a postcard after it has been printed, keep it to yourself because nothing can be done about it." And there is a lot to be learned from this rule and its application to areas beyond postcardary. In this instance the rule seems to suggest that while you may prefer other titles to NOW NOW OH NOW, you should do so privately because we ain't going back.

LOVE

RUDES

Cagney and Lacey in A Thousand Plateaus

CL1000P

A Thousand Plateau

Thousand Plateaus

1000 Plateaus

A Grand Plateau

The Grand Plateau

Ten Thousand Plateaus

1001 Plateuas

A Thousand Tableaus

The Tour

The Grand Tour

Soft Treaty

"...which to me is not unlike..."

A Cordial Engorgement (!)

Plus Ca Change

The Geek Triptych

The Nerd Triptych

The Dork Triptych

Permanent Death

Journey to the End of Taste

Quack Quack Quack

Quail Quake Quiver

Where the Stallion Meets the Sun

Now and Hold on Fast

And We’re Walking

Fin de Siecle

The Affirmation of Difference over Transcendental Hierarchy

Nobody Leaves This Room

Superbig Thinky Haunted Mystery Piece

Faciality

One or Several Wolves

When the Peacock Spreads its Tail it is Beautiful, but Obvious

Beautiful, Obvious

Pressure to Make a Good Mate Decision

Anything Can Kill You

Sexual Selection and the Tertiary Markets of Melsinnvorn

The Already Defeated

Rate of Change in Hen Taste

Exponential Grown in Female Preference

Apparatus of Capture

Who Does the Earth Think It is

Halcyon Quest

Halcyon: The Reckoning

Halcyon Pursuit

Halcyon Trails

Anomaly

Ensing is Burning

The Extraordinary Adventures of Birds

Melsinnvorn: The Second Age

Beyond Melsinnvorn

The Fall of Melsinnvorn

Year Zero

Beautiful Fertile Valley

As Different As A Moonbeam from Lightning

Unquiet Slumbers

Firm As Weeds Among Stones

A Pang of Exquisite Suffering

Songs of the Grand Plateau

Life in the Grand Plateau

Still-Life of the Grand Plateau

Still Life

Bird Aesthetes

Aesthetes

One Thousand Plats

A Thousand Plats

Candles and Birds

Candles and Birds in a Locked Room

1000 Candles and Birds in a Locked Room

Candles and Birds: A Still Life in Three Parts

Candles & Feathers

Feathers & Flames

The Still Life Variations

Still Life Triptych

Still Life in Triplicate

Singing Still Life

Living Still Life

Still Life with Songs

The Melsinvorn Triptych

The Melsinnvorn Trio

The Melsinnvorn Triad

The Melsinnvorn Trisul

The Melsinnvorn Miniatures

Fine Fettle

I’ll Be Coming Around

How You Get There

Play for the Already Defeated

Termagant

Viragogogo

A Kiss is a Lovely Trick

We’re so Bored